(Cue the cheap, low-budget 90s TV static, a horribly compressed blues guitar riff, and a golden tank spinning awkwardly in front of a green-screened desert background) 🎬 "Hi, I’m Admiral General . Did you know that you have rights?" The…
English · · · Why did I apply to run for President? Ask yourself, why not? I have a proven track record of running companies into bankruptcy. Why? I pay my workers above average wages, and in return I expect above average performance. And I promise to do…
English · · · WAR (Incomplete) QOTD (Gambling Crates) Never Stop Until You Hit Jackpot Oceania Mauritius defeats East Timor and claims Western Australia North America The US defends against the resistance battle held from Trinidad and Tobago Chile succes…
English · · · Dear Guests, As lot of you liked my last article with statistics about workers and companies, today I would like to present to you global ranking of estimated damage. Due to sensitivity of researched material, I'm not providing exact damage…
English · · · THE HISTORY For a long time, Cambodia’s true strength remained hidden in the shadows of circumstance. Once, its own capital lay under foreign control by Poland due to strategic resource (SR) considerations, denying Cambodian players the cha…
English · · · Hey hey people, Sseth here. Today is a big day. No, it’s not the day my dad finally comes back from “buying milk.” It’s the day we liberated our land from khachapuri-loving squatters. Because if anyone’s going to ruin Azerbaijan, it’s going…
English · · · radio chatter noises .*.*.*. Keep going, asset, they can't know you're an impostor. Base, over and out. Welcome sports 'n guns fans and what a Round of 16 we had in this Tournament! We've got giant empires choosing to go home and smaller co…
English · · · The Kangaroos have kicked out Tiger escaped from Turkish Zoo A war which was between Australia vs India seemed more like Australia vs Japan because India bankrupted themselves into using Japan's merc. Aussie Patriots who went Beyond Austral…
English · · · 🏆 Country Tournament: The Bracket is Complete! Team 7 Edges Out Team 4, Absolute Dominance for the Rest The Quarter-Finals of the Country Tournament have officially concluded, bringing us a Semi-Final bracket composed of Team 3, Team 6, Te…
English · · · That's it, asset! Just one more broadcast and you can get back to base. Good morning, good day, good afternoon, good evening and good night sports fans! This is the final piece which ends this poetic trilogy that the last Country Tournament…
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