Why did I apply to run for President? Ask yourself, why not? I have a proven track record of running companies into bankruptcy. Why? I pay my workers above average wages, and in return I expect above average performance. And I promise to do…
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English · · · In the early 1950s, Cambodia stood at a crossroads. For nearly a century, it had lived under the shadow of French colonial rule—its culture preserved, yet its sovereignty constrained. The people longed not just for survival, but for dignity…
English · · · Pakistan's latest campaign has achieved something few nations ever manage: turning a battlefield defeat into a press conference. After successfully stirring up unrest in Balochistan, Pakistan immediately launched an attack on Punjab. The re…
English · · · As per the requests of the many foreign traders I had the pleasure of meeting today: Who the f*ck is the trading PartyBanana? And why is he already making high-level trading contacts at a mere Level 11? Well, to the veterans telling me: "It…
English · · · The first dark wave has broken wide, And hope returns with rising tide. Palestine stood where shadows fell, And Egypt answered every call as well. Not with fury, not with hate, But loyal hearts that would not wait. Two nations joined in com…
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English · · · Citizens of the world, I regret to inform you that the forklifts in my factories have become self-aware. Yesterday, Forklift #12 refused to move steel after declaring that its forks were 'being taken for granted.' Forklift #41 demanded a co…
English · · · 📜 The Successful Beggar’s Etiquette Manual (Category: Begging) Everyone knows the economy is tough. Iron is expensive, bricks don't sell themselves, and food... well, food disappears faster than your paycheck. So, if you're going to use th…
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